Fear of Adulting

“I’ll never do that!” She said

It was summertime down at the community swimming pool, I was probably 11 years old. I was sitting on the bench with one of my classmates eating a snack and he said something about a blowjob. I  regretfully asked “What is a blowjob?”

He told me it was when of man puts his privates in a girls mouth. I was horrified!  “I will  NEVER do that! That’s DISGUSTING!”

He told me that when I got older and had a husband I would do it.

“I won’t get married then!!!”

His Fetish

I went on a date with a guy much younger than I. He was very good looking and we were getting along just fine. I did feel he was acting a little more than nervous though. He was acting the way all adult male virgins have acted towards me….. Strange and Awkward  flirting…. Weird compliments like….”You have beautiful hands” btw this made me immediately hide my hands….

He confessed that he had only slept with one girl that he had dated for a year. They broke up recently. Yikes! We ended the date shortly after that. I’m not trying to teach sex to a 25yr old man.

The next day, he texted me…..  “Can you please send me a picture of your hands?”  My reply, “You’re kidding right?”

He wasn’t….. The End