Fear of Adulting

“I’ll never do that!” She said

It was summertime down at the community swimming pool, I was probably 11 years old. I was sitting on the bench with one of my classmates eating a snack and he said something about a blowjob. I  regretfully asked “What is a blowjob?”

He told me it was when of man puts his privates in a girls mouth. I was horrified!  “I will  NEVER do that! That’s DISGUSTING!”

He told me that when I got older and had a husband I would do it.

“I won’t get married then!!!”

What would you do for a blowjob?

Blowjobs… An even trade.

I was 30 years old and in a serious relationship with a 24-year-old man. I was talking to him while he was doing something on the computer and I couldn’t help but notice how long and beautiful his eyelashes were. I had an urge to curl them.

“Could I please curl your eyelashes?” He was 6’4” 260 pounds…..big tough guy. He immediately shut me down with a quick  “NO!” …

“Please? I really want to!” ….. Again…. “NO!”

“If you let me curl your eyelashes I will give you a blowjob!”

“Go plug in your curling iron!” He says😂😂😂😂😂

Memo to Females….. A proper blowjob can get you many of your hearts desires😝😂