I would have went to Hana
I was at a bar here on Maui watching the Super Bowl, when a sloppy drunk guy (playing pool behind me) hit me with his pool stick. I moved out of his way. I let it slide.
Then immediately he hits me with it again. I grabbed it, pulled it, and spun him around. I got right in his face and I said “You do NOT want to do that again. Next time you better pay attention and say excuse me so I can move.”
He almost shit his pants, apologizing over and over. The room seemed to stand silent for a moment. I think I scared the girls that I was standing with because they walked away.
Last years Super Bowl was a similar story. I had a really bad bruise on my shoulder and this drunk guy standing next to me was hitting my shoulder every time the Broncos did something good.
I told him repeatedly that I had a bruise and to please not touch my arm again. He was so drunk that he just kept doing it ….. and then I Snapped.
I told him… “Touch my arm one more time …. See what happens.” This guy! The drunk asshole started laughing as he reached over and was about to touch my arm again. I stopped him by saying “Do it, and I’m gonna whoop your ass” He stopped with wide eyes and confused look on his face and pulled his hand back. His friend standing right next to him said “Dude, I think she might possibly be able to kick your ass, you better leave her alone.” I interrupted by saying “Yes, I can!”
Sloppy Joe went and stood in a different spot😳 I think I’m a super easygoing girl. Apparently my other personality is beast mode. 😝
“I’ll never do that!” She said
It was summertime down at the community swimming pool, I was probably 11 years old. I was sitting on the bench with one of my classmates eating a snack and he said something about a blowjob. I regretfully asked “What is a blowjob?”
He told me it was when of man puts his privates in a girls mouth. I was horrified! “I will NEVER do that! That’s DISGUSTING!”
He told me that when I got older and had a husband I would do it.
“I won’t get married then!!!”
Yes, we still talk and snap… Why not.? He lives on the mainland. Yes, he still lives with his mom and dad. (He’s trying to save money guys! He won’t waste any money on rent.) He&… Source: Upda…
Source: Update on Fetish Guy
Yes, we still talk and snap… Why not.? He lives on the mainland. Yes, he still lives with his mom and dad. (He’s trying to save money guys! He won’t waste any money on rent.) He&…
Source: Update on Fetish Guy
Yes, we still talk and snap… Why not.? He lives on the mainland. Yes, he still lives with his mom and dad. (He’s trying to save money guys! He won’t waste any money on rent.)
He’s super hot and I don’t mind getting his post workout pics.
He would be so much hotter though, if he didn’t send words with the pictures😂
Asking me questions like…”What would you do to me if I was in your bedroom right now”? & “Are you shaved”?😂😬 I ignore those questions…. If I’m gonna make up some erotic bedtime story for an “almost virgin” who’s 14 years younger than me, I better be getting paid for it ….shhhhit 🤑
Somewhere off the path of Hana….
I was 30 years old and in a serious relationship with a 24-year-old man. I was talking to him while he was doing something on the computer and I couldn’t help but notice how long and beautiful his eyelashes were. I had an urge to curl them.
“Could I please curl your eyelashes?” He was 6’4” 260 pounds…..big tough guy. He immediately shut me down with a quick “NO!” …
“Please? I really want to!” ….. Again…. “NO!”
“If you let me curl your eyelashes I will give you a blowjob!”
“Go plug in your curling iron!” He says😂😂😂😂😂
Memo to Females….. A proper blowjob can get you many of your hearts desires😝😂